You should see the warning labels on my lawn mower. They include not mowing over children, and fire. With little illustrations lmao.

Some euro countries are doing the same shit amigo.

Nothing exceptional here, except it did know I was on an android. Guess its time to change all my passwords lol.

I assumed it was all the meth.

Dude looks like a terrified Gowron.

Unfortunately, they dont have any old pilots…

I bet she regrets that!

Or you might just be a douchebag, and nobody likes you.

My dishwasher has a thing for expensive “rinse aid” they think I’m going to put in there. Vinegar works great!

Who’s in your girl?

He’s really fucking fast you see.

You should proofread your own posts before spouting off about literacy in the future.

Strange this pattern keeps repeating for thousands of years.

Just wait until the world cup comes to Texas. We aint got no commuter trains lmao.

Threats against the pope are nothing new. The popemobile is armored as fuck.

Lol, I commit at least two before I even leave the house.

Yes.

Our prosecutors like to throw a bunch of heinous charges and see what sticks. Its how they get people to agree with plea bargains.

Or you could unscrew the fucking thing and move it somewhere else, but I’ll let you sort that out with your anger management therapist.

Yep I traveled to Great Britain a few times during “the troubles.” Security was not fucking around.