What does the regime care, it’s only the poors who’ll be affected.

“Excoriates” is a new one. Finally break out the thesaurus there, journos?

But also, are you telling me that they aren’t already under oath when in the courtroom?

Biblically accurate Jewish military!

Also, don’t forget that Chuck Schumer was too chickenshit to vote with these assholes despite orchestrating the surrender.

No OnE wAnTs To WoRk AnYmOrE!

renames Department of Defense back to Department of War

declines to actually declare war

What is even the point, then? Ignoring the whole “only Congress can declare war” part, of course, but it’s not like that’s going to be a particular difficult hurdle for the regime.

That was when the only people supposed to be at risk were brown people. Now it’s her family on the chopping block. Totally different!

You can’t say that! You’ll hurt poor John Roberts’ precious feefees.

He’s saying that she’s not a person because cops don’t deserve to be considered people.

Sure, but you won’t ever see them ask “why does shit suck when the guy I voted for is in charge?” It’ll just be more “why did Joe Biden do this?”

A black person hanging from a tree in Mississippi? Sure, it could be suicide, but c’mon. Let’s be real here. It’s on them to prove that this wasn’t a lynching.

I’ve been using a flip phone as my actual phone for a while now. I just find the tactility of being able to flip open the phone to answer, and flip shut the phone to hang up, is so much more satisfying that swiping on a screen. I do have my smartphone because I need WhatsApp and MFA for work related reasons, but I have no desire to be accessible 24/7, so if I’m out and about you can fuck off until I get back.

My understanding is that NATO currently has the capacity to absolutely wreck Russia in every engagement, until they run out of ammo. So the new spending is supposed keep them from running out.

Never again, for Zionists.

He’s not saying that Hamas is a fan of Bibi, though. He’s saying Bibi is a fan of Hamas.

¿Por que no los dos? ICE will lock them up, and then rape them.

Aside from actually downloading the audio files and stripping any DRM off them? No one will offer truly perpetual access, because that means maintaining infrastructure forever, which simply isn’t going to happen.

Biblically accurate heaven is literally you spending every moment on your knees in prayer forever. Does that count as a monkey paw?

I mean, getting rid of anything that even acknowledges the existence of queer folk is absolutely on brand for Christofascists.

If you’re going to rely on conspiracy theorists seeking to expose deep state pedophiles to sweep you into power, don’t be a deep state pedophile. You’d think this should be obvious, but apparently not.