I feel like the name of this product is a SEO manipulation to catch people trying to look for information on the Pi Hole. Overall shady manipulation on all fronts…

Not new indeed. Kinda reminds me of old Nextel phones that you would put a little LED on the antenna and it would blink from the EMI when sending and receiving data.

If the fine is less than the amount of donations received, then it just becomes just another cost of doing business.

Or charge/jump the 12V battery without having to remove the body panels.

So… Let me get this straight… The satellites burning up are essentially creating aluminum chemtrails that my mother-in-law keeps going on about?

Yeah, but they end up getting a bailout from a rich unknown benefactor.