

shhh. be careful before the 🍊 👦 outlaws calling it a war and people get thrown into jail for calling it a war.
since we’re literally becoming russia rn.
Well, hello there. Don’t mind me, just doing what I always wanted to do.


shhh. be careful before the 🍊 👦 outlaws calling it a war and people get thrown into jail for calling it a war.
since we’re literally becoming russia rn.


holy shit your right lol…good catch.
Makes me want to get out more so I can have real interaction with real peop-
sees people walking around with meta glasses
me: “Hey hows it going?”
person(GEMINI 35.84 INTERFACE): “Human is approaching you, facescan assumes awkward, potentially hostile, he isn’t tagged, there is no name above his head. do not speak with him”
person: turns and walks away silently in a creepy puppet manner
me: “What the actual fuck?”
GEMINI 35.84: “Uploading unknown face into database to Stargate for analysis, no match, law enforcement has been called”
News at 11: “A man has been incinerated by law enforcement in what officials are describing as a special unwanted persons removal operation”
this shit could become real in a few decades. funny and depressing as fuck.


theguardian: before Trump joined Isra-.
you: No!
theguardian: before Trump partnered with Iran.
you: No!!!
theguardian: before Trump got involved with th-.
you: No!!!
theguardian: before Trump slammed Ira-
you: DEAR GOD PLS NO!
you: NO!!!
theguardian: befo-
you: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Typical villain betrayal arc where he gets pierced from behind by an even powerful villain.


what type of comment is this?
get back in the zionist propaganda brain rot train shinji, you don’t belong here.


because he is a conservative dumbfucking cunt.
judge: the jury finds the defendant guilty of 9 counts of child negligence, and will serve 5 months in prison with a fine of $10,000 in damages.
prisoner: what you here for? what did you do?
father: I allowed my child to create his own account on Debian Trixie 13.3 with KDE Plasma interface.
prisoner: chuckles


I was born in Feb 4th, 1987


you nailed it completely.


WE ARE TURNING INTO NORTH KOREA


man used a zero-day jailbreak prompt on the poor dog.


Opens book, Dramatically writes his name down in cursive, finishing the last letter in dramatic fashion, right hand extended outwards anime style. Closes book.
Evil laugh.


dOnT yOu evVER acCCUSe mE Of A cRiME!!!


I grew an amazon trademark smile just by reading that fucking quote.


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meanwhile we continue to stuff argentina and israel’s mouth full of money.


Supreme Court issues emergency order…
me: YESSS, FINALLY!!!
…to block full SNAP food aid payments
me: motherfucking goddamnit.
heh, just have to know how AI works, and how to spot the slop to know your being played like a damn fiddle.
if you can’t do either then your fucked.
Use the nadeko inv site to avoid the algorithm on youtube so you don’t get sucked into the rabbit hole.