Remember when she licked food that was for sale?

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“If we investigate nothing, then we can say that we are investigating something.”

Ariana Grande is probably going to use this opportunity to get with Trump and break up his marriage.

It’s almost like that was my intent.

Dear 1% of the global population,

I sincerely apologize for not considering your capabilities of detecting sarcasm on this forum. I kindheartedly apologize and hope that you don’t downvote me based on my ignorant comments and forgive me for it. I assure you that this apology is neither in jest, nor sarcastic due to the fact that you couldn’t decipher that anyway.

Thank you and have a fantastic day.

Best, Spooge

I don’t use those, because if you can’t read social and context clues then you shouldn’t be on the internet.

If they didn’t want to get blown up, they shouldn’t have been captured and trafficked. Duh.

My muscles are fine, it’s the fat cells that need to forget.

Can you do me a favor next time and SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!?

It’s just a joke, dweeb. Go outside.

Sure, clanker.

Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

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Em dashes. Bot comment.

Yo, human here. Why the fuck you using all those em dashes? Prove you are a human. You’re a clanker.