I’ll bring the fucking hamburders and Mcnuggets!

I’m an atheist so I’ll probably be in Hell, but my Grandma was an atheist, so I guess I’ll get to see her too!

You mean like hand-waving someone’s opinion away by calling them a Nazi?

I’ve been accused of being right wing on Reddit, but also on Lemmy, by those carrying water for Blue MAGA otherwise known as the Democratic Party. The only reason I never “went back to Reddit” Is because that’s not an option for me. I know the term “gaslighting” is overused these days, but that’s what it is when someone who champions the Dems tells a twinkle-toed pinko commie like me that I’m a “right-wing troll”.

Don’t give the fuckers any ideas.

I’m registered as independent but I am by no means a “centrist”. In current vernacular, I’m a "tankie’. I’m to the left of Bernie Sanders, who in my opinion, is just controlled opposition for the democrats who are the other right-wing party running this shit-hole country.

My gf’s copays were $20 last year, they’re $55 now. fuck United Health. we need more Luigis.

My Amazon Fire that I’ve had for ten years finally bricked itself. I’m positive they did it on purpose. I only paid $100 for it, so I guess I still got my money’s worth out of it.

We definitely need more Luigis, these fucking assholes aren’t getting the message.

Don’t forget Pope Benedict was in the Hitler Youth.

I would say you’re better off just because they can’t auto-brick your car remotely because your account isn’t up to date.

It’s their main recruitment tactic for military service, since the newer generation aren’t falling for the flag-waving propaganda that previous gens were more susceptible to.

Be careful with the “ableist” speech friend, I’ve been banned from a couple of “sub-lemmies”.

She should cancel the fucking check. “Oh, $1200 isn’t enough? Let me take my ass down the road to Bumfuck Boondocks Baptist Church then.”

I was banned for expressing a political opinion. I was annoyed that someone else was trying to shoehorn politics into an art appreciation sub, to which I responded in a visceral way, typical of an alcoholic who had been dry for less than a week.

“Now give me back my rights, you baldy bastard!”

Fucking hell.

If you live near Pawtucket,

Do not drink from the communal bucket.

The local water stinks,

So I only drinks,

Bottled water or vodka, so fuck it.

Thanks hotdogcharmer, you little hot dog charmer!

It was Subway, so technically it was cake by European standards.