When someone asks for something, always tune your radio to station WIIFM. (What’s in it for me?)

Sent this to my boss with a request for a raise. I’ll let yall know how it works out.

Big tech is just trading the same $100b between each other to generate infinite shareholder value.

I wish younger generations would take over trailer parks.

For real. It’s not like the processing power is done through the headphones. If they can act like a microphone and speaker, that’s all you should need.

Guess we just have to make more shareholder value if we want nice things. We can’t talk too loudly though, just in case someone gets the idea that the workers should actually become the shareholders.

I pay for food delivery, they should pay for labor delivery.

I followed a different post and replaced AI with cocaine, and it still works in this context.

He traded a liability for an asset. Distanced X from his personal assets (Tesla stock) used as collateral. xAI now has massive amounts of debt and Elon just owns the company that owns it.