Sasuke [comrade/them]

It’s a smart umbrella with A.I. features that will advice you on when to open your umbrella. If you find yourself in a situation where you encounter rain, and you type in “It’s raining” on the touch-handle screen, the umbrella will either tell you to open the umbrella or not open the umbrella depending on what input you give it.

just being himself

gus has gone no-contact with his dad and is making james somerton-style youtube essays

gretchen is writing tumblr posts about gifted-kid burnout and forever applying for a PhD

spinelli has become the owner of an asbestos factory.

T.J is unionizing his workplace and working on inventing a brand new type of soda

vince was set to become an olympic athlete in steeple-chase, but a knee-injury forced him to retire early. he’s now looking to start a soda-type podcast with T.J. (they are lovers) while barely making rent from his part-time job as a P.E. teacher.

mikey is filling the world with love

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How is that spreading Russian propaganda?!?!

wow, you can tell it’s an election year… don’t even bother, i know you and your kremlin bot army are just here to convince me not to vote for hillary again. for the record, it won’t work. i’m voting for her twice this year.

doesn’t really fit the thread, but i was surprised when i learned that the empire state building has a blimp docking station