They renamed “Office 365” to “Microsoft 365 Copilot”.

All future documents must be in Fraktur.

ICE is separately funded with an absolute fortune. They have nothing to worry about here.

Haha, I’ve heard this same joke before but with Ian Paisley, the unionist leader in Northern Ireland.

“How did you know that that would be a tragedy, if my plane were to crash?”

“Well it wouldn’t be a great loss, and it definitely wouldn’t be an accident.”

It’s a good one.

I’ve heard it called “Borrowed nostalgia” before.

$451m in trade deficit with Russia just in January and February this year.

That’s more than Lesotho for the whole of last year, but Lesotho had a 50% tariff applied.

Yes, $3bn worth last year.

He’s laughing with them, they’re out there gaslighting people for him.