If it did work, it stopped when we were kids lol. Mother lives to recount getting me and twin our earliest vaccines.

Twin went first, needle goes, me in a different room SCREAMS.

Also when twin broke their arm as a toddler downstairs while I was upstairs with mom I apparently screamed. Twin did not.

Twin never screamed when I was in pain. A one way connection LOL.

Twin would shank me for saying that. Twin also reads my lemmy occasionally, so eventually they will come up to me and say “Yes I would shank you” lol

Ah yes, the being tormented! A ‘fun’ part of childhood!

I kicked the one boy who did it the most while I was wearing cowboy boots as hard as I could. Mother told them if they had stopped it, maybe he wouldn’t have had his shins kicked in.

The people part is annoying yes lol.

Luckily despite being identical I’m like 6 inches taller than my twin. Turns out being born weighing twice as much means my twin never caught up in height! So easier to tell apart.

But that means very few people believe we’re twins now though. It was less pronounced as kids.

Hope your girlfriend’s kids grow up and punch the weirdos who ask the sexual questions.

“What’s it like being a twin?”

I don’t fucking know, what’s it like not being a twin? They’ve always been there. It’s like having a sibling only we share a birthday??

Then if it stops there I’m fine. But usually they ask shitty sexual questions. Less as we’ve gotten older cause old women are gross.

I tried the mayo grilled cheese once and I agree. Not for me at all! I like to butter the outsides and that’s about it.

I know it can lower the lifespan of the fridge, but unsure if there’s more than that!

Oh man, I loved wearing turtle necks and ankle skirts and still being a whore because I had the audacity to have DD by high school! I never even touched a boy in even the vaguest ways in high school!!!

Eeeey, we have that machine as well! Device to poke holes that doubled as the measuring cup for the water to put into the steam unit! Cool stuff!

My dad got lyme’s disease when I was a kid. Mother diagnosed it using our girl scout handbook. It was taken care of by doctors after that so I’m guessing they agreed?

That really depends on where. My mother grew up in Montana and they never locked their doors. Whereas my ass in NJ has never not locked the doors.

Grody.

I still call things grody, but it’s apparently twee and shit to say now.

We had curry, but the rice cooker lied twice about being done so I’m looking into a new rice cooker because this one is naughty sometimes.

We still get letters occasionally for people that lived here in the 90s. And haven’t since then. It’s wild.

Is that why I hated the entire thing at first blush? I was already keeping such an eye on myself to make sure my brain isn’t drifting I see the “come drift your brain” machine and went >:(

Mouse was seen in the house and it was my job to deal with them. Luckily it was near the end of the match so it wasn’t so bad.

Two days without solid food because my stomach is stupid. I was hydrated the entire time though and drinking ginger ale occasionally.

I have tried, it’s only possible if you butter him up with cookies first, and that only had a fifty percent chance!

Least favorite is probably McDonald’s commonly. The service and food are so swingy from location to location. Closest one sucks.

Most favorite is Popeyes. Generally good, sometimes gives extras, nice local place.

When I have energy I sometimes make ravioli or lasagna and freeze it! But it requires energy and freezer space.