Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

No. Never. Not once in life.

Their yard. Their house. Their shit.

Mind your own business.

Don’t sweat it. Just get what’s on sale.

They’re all the same.

There’s only one reason I’d opt for a high priced name brand. And that’s the ability to apply filters to everything you’re watching.

Imagine watching Ace Ventura but every character has the Chad Face filter on.

“American Style” Democrqcy

I installed it earlier this year on android. But it wouldn’t let me sign in or browse without syncing my contacts from my phone.

So I uninstalled it.

I only keep it installed for service outages and breaking news. I don’t need an extra layer of bullshit to wade thru to see if Xbox servers are down.

This shit better be opt-in.

Flip-flops

I never use it. Never browse it. Never post.or comment. Don’t even scroll it.

I only still have fb for 2 reasons.

Work contacts.

And FB Marketplace.

ITT: Big boomer energy.

Lol. Hell no.

“Not a dating simulator”

Clearly these dorks don’t play Classic. Not back in the day and not now.

Equally fkin useless.

I wish I had a 1.0 version of netscape saved somewhere so I could use it.

Use chrome to download Firefox.

They can try. It won’t work.

I can’t wait until one goes rogue and escapes into the net.

That’s gonna be fun to watch.

That’s awesome.

No. Being cartoonishly malicious towards our wage slaves is our guiding principle.

That poetic sounding “Shining city on a hill” is a gated community surrounded by slums that don’t have electricity.