Flash the professor?
Flash the professor?


Your kids guess the number to the safe is an easy one.
It shouldn’t be loaded in the safe, but it’s not hard to load a gun


Because accidents happen?


Why are they removing that?


I have things to do though, it’s Black Friday!
I would also have to define it as a gallon of water, specifying molecule only specifies size in the context I used


Fucking beat me to it


Coffee elsewhere is the exact same as long as you bring your own cup


Those cruise ships must be filthy


I teach my kids that trash collectors are doing a necessary job that few want to do and that they get paid out the ass to do it.
Garbage men make so much money


What about the baby?


Possibly, where are you going with this?


At what point is water water though?
I think the individual molecule is still a water molecule.
We have reached an impasse it seems, pistols at dawn?


Said like someone who never wanted to be a rock star


Water isn’t wet though


A lot of us whiteys already knew


I know you did, I was just adding 1


Andrew Jackson???
What?