Actually the Avengers from Age Of Ultron is appropriate because they destroyed a country fighting an enemy of their own creation and expected everyone to congratulate them for it.

Only Fools & Horses and Jack Ryan.

Ribeye

Phew, for a moment there I thought they worked for us, the people.

I figure you could always go out into the wilderness to die somewhere you won’t be snatched by an ambulance crew, though then you might get an air ambulance and then your family is extra fucked. Good chance of being shot for trespassing then though, which would solve so many problems.

Oh. Commiserations then.

Go to the doctor?

He might have a point though if they’d follow orders from someone like him.

I thought these were just called cum trees. Visited a town where they had a row of these outside the tourist information office, which definitely a whole mood.

Something about complying with new laws in California and North Korea I think.

When you discover the reason for his bootlicking you will be ashamed of your words and deeds.

Oh no, how am I going to pick a server?! That’s even harder than choosing a shirt to put on!

Goodbye 99% of reddit users.

Did anyone even think about this once while not reading news stories about it?

Suicide by poll?

You will believe that a man born into wealth can become even richer.

Take your island mobile.

1. dialect to hit or beat (someone or something) hard; bang

PJ & Duncan earned exclusive rights to that term in perpetuity with their seminal classic “Let’s Get Ready To Rhumble”

https://youtu.be/XdDPHB4BUYc

“Bray” as in “I’m gonna bray you after school”. It just doesn’t come up ever anymore.