The Trump Fyre Phone 8, with the all new AI Lib detector and automatic reporting to ICE whenever a person of color is detected within 50 feet.

Cuckoo ca cha!

Sounds like something that wouldn’t be worth going out of the way to enforce. But rather used to tack on extra charges when someone commits another crime where the extra level of investigation would uncover the flashed firmware. Not that it would do much to deter or prevent what they’re afraid of from happening.

Fo sho, mostly because growing up made me realize I’m never really sho of anything no mo.

Republicans love assigning kids value when it helps strip autonomy from women though.

Dragostea De Inchiriat

Iselilja

Tein kai lottorivini väärin

NAIMONONEDARI (not sure how much this counts. I took Japanese in high school but can’t maintain a conversation to save my life.)

Sommernacht

Mikrofonkåt

Hit Sale

Сама-сама

Песенка (also grey area for me, I took Russian in uni but I’m far from conversational with it.)

Skyscrapers

LALALILALA

Dime Que Me Quieres

edit: forgot to include Spanish

Went to Italy for the first time last year and had a similar experience with Venice. The food was much better in rural Tuscany. Venice was crazy packed with tourists compared to Florence and Rome.

I was surprised there weren’t more people in Rome for jubilee, especially with the events going on that week. Though admittedly, I stayed away from the Vatican for that reason.

They’re certainly welcome to them though.

Their leader T-Bone is still at large.

Intel confirms that she was a high ranking enforcer in {made up cartel that sounds like it was named by a first year high school Spanish student}

Deployed from Venezuelan naval bases. I believe jet fighter intercepts would also qualify.

A lot of retired commercial passenger planes end up being repurposed for cargo. Skewed more towards narrow body planes than wide body. Fuel efficiency becomes a problem with older wide body craft so freight companies tend to buy new for that size factor.

Source: buddy who works for a company as an aircraft maintenance tech.

Whaaaat? This isn’t the Xbox controller i ordered…

Moonraker was eugenics and nerve gas. Die Another Day was big space mirror.

Was gonna say high capacity pez dispenser.

She doesn’t see why it’s a problem to kill furry friends, and would continue to do so.

The hacker “Discord”, taking over the work of their fallen hacker ally “4chan”…

I was thinking they would get together and just feel compelled to write songs together and go on tour, before formally forming the band.

I hope Microbe does a preunion tour, I can’t wait till 2049.

Vega Omega!