The closing credits for ALF.

Thank fucking Christ he’s old and will be dead soon. That’s all I’m holding onto right now.

Well I haven’t experienced this level of disappointment since childhood.

That, uh, was definitely a hard ‘r’ there. Jesus Christ.

Looks like that one in the background is next.

Combat on Atari 2600.

lol fair. My Subaru and I just migrated from Colorado to the east coast. Your description made me miss home.

Colorado?

Secretary of Trichinella has a nice ring to it.

Goddamn, I love that speech every time I hear or read it.

Edit: unsaladed the thing.

You can just say cult. Like the Jonestown, Waco etc. kind. It’s ok, we’re all terrifyingly aware.

That poor guy’s prison wallet must be tapped out by now.

DEI turned me into a newt!

Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

It’s less satisfying now that I’m in my 40s than it was when I was in college.

Don’t forget trying to figure out how much you can eat daily! A second meal is a treat!