Dafuk is a floz

“blue vs green bubble” drama is a thing

Ha ha ha in one single country full of narcissistic idiots

😂

I promise it’s not a thing, mate

Oh I’m so fucking sorry this manufacturer gave you clear instructions on how to recycle properly

Your life must be truly horrible 😂

told BBC News on Friday that the device was “just basically a gas tank for rocket fuel”. He called the event “not serious at all”. “In fact, our bomb squad member asked me why we were releasing a news release on a rusted piece of metal,” he said.

Saved you a click

They spent the no-strings-attached cash mostly on housing, a study found

They had to hand it straight back to greedy landlords in order not to be evicted

Sorted that headline for you, nae bother hen

The only problem with services as a subscription is THE FUCKING IDIOTS THAT PAY FOR THEM

If nobody fell for shit like that, manufacturers would drop it like boiling diarrhea

What even is a kilometre?

How to make sure nobody takes you seriously 😒

Calling Charlie the king of England sounds the same as saying Biden is the president of Utah

Well that’s a defeatist attitude

You can stop breathing

Do you mean a publican?

A republican can be good or bad, depending on your views

As in “I have five unread emails”?

I simply of to point out that you of used the wrong word there. You of to realise that doing so can of the effect have making you look very ignorant

“Apple to claim they invented OLED” ftfy

Also, headline-type titles then "In this video I will waffle on for 20 minutes and give you one minute’s worth of info

Air fryers are only popular because Americans have been using microwaves to cook for decades, which are possibly the worst cooking devices ever created.

If they had decent fan ovens during that time, they wouldn’t be anywhere near as popular

Conversely, air fryers are seen to be popular in the UK, because nobody will admit they fell for the advertising, and now only use them for chips

Both the same price.

Proper Italian pizza - Just a like a mamma used to make

Dominos - 50% shareholder profit, 50 disappointment

That must be a wig right?

Holy initialisation batman, what on earth is emtedpgy2?

Famous

You keep using zis word. I do not sink it means what you sink it means

If you want to be taken seriously about child abuse, have you tried not having thumbnails that look like a ten-year-old made them 😂