To be fair, if it can see me in my house It can see me flogging the one eyed wonder weasel.

Can it tell if I’m jerking my gerkin?

I’m irritated with everything people do all the time.

Can’t do worse than human baggage handlers.

I would not make you the night manager at a place that closed in the evening. Also your mother’s a huge slut.

\dir.

When we play ookie cookie, no matter who finishes last I eat the cookie.

So fascists is Nazis? Me confused.

If we are all Nazis, who is Nazis?

Billy Mays.

It’s moving into a trap house?

Yeah but now they call me Batman.

So it turns out a lot of dudes fucked my mom.

How are you doing retard?

Retard.

It’s only awkward if your balls touch.

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They never had a plan.

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth

Shitty way of saying she is a lesbian.