I choose to keep both feet firmly planted in unreality.

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

Printing it doesn’t make it true. Smells of propaganda. How many people do you know who got a raise over 7%?

This is overreacting. I was beat as a child and I only need minimal therapy now.

If you do not wish to involve the police, then you have to look at your illegal options.

I turn 44 on Saturday! Yay!

No.

If these people wanted medical care then they should have thought about their life choices. Like being born in America.

All consumer protections do is keep dishonest business owners seperated from their customers… money.

Oh no! I hope this doesn’t affect my pirated copies.

The only people against circular reasoning are those it doesn’t work for.

Secret Service had to be punished for their screw up.

Not from the Onion. Also that seems a little low for a space mission.

If my house goes up in value, then my property tax goes up as well. So yes.

I would love this this feature to be implemented in IOS. This could be used for several applications like pushing more people to Linux.

Profit is always first. That’s the problem.

Welp I’ll just have to Gimp along then.

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It is worth the extra features, like not being able to remove an unwanted podcast from your play list. Why Spotify, why!?

Jeff, you just need to give Chang a chance.