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There are very few places that will actually challenge you if you wear the right outfit and have confidence. I haven’t worked at Walmart in years, but I can still wander around the back room looking for unstocked items if I wear a blue vest and some jeans.

Universally, you could just wear a janitor’s coveralls and carry a mop and bucket around.

Or your company after the whole alphabet.

Is that where they put a loaded gun on the table and then turn around?

Yes, and weekly; every time I do my shopping.

The “shit being locked and nobody comes to help when you press the button” bullshit is why I bought some spare keys for the universal barrel locks most stores use. 9 times out of 10, these cabinets are locked with a lock that’s key is just a circular bit with a single tooth.

If that fighter actually wins, it’ll be pretty funny.

Especially if they’re not even scheduled to fight.

Seeing that handshake the other day, I am looking forward to Newsom rocking Trump with an uppercut if he tries to stop the state taking care of itself.

No. They only get “Want You Gone” from the Portal 2 soundtrack.

I wanna know how “Nihon” got turned into “Japan” in the first place. A lot of things are just from the foreigner mishearing; but how the hell did someone mishear “Nihon” as “Japan?” They don’t even sound close! Not even from a thick Japanese accent!

It really sucks that Google dropped “Don’t be evil” from their mission statement.

Where are they going to deport them? The past, before the white man came?

Well if Trump is the MAGA Jesus, I wanna see him bring this guy back to life. Pardon him from death.

It’s relatively easy to quit things like Reddit. There’s no attachments to anything, and the content is mostly links to other sites.

When you have followers and follow specific accounts for the content, users are less inclined to leave unless those they follow and their own followers also leave.

If you haven’t been using an adblocker since the early 2000’s, but actually remember what it was like back then… Why?

Of course we did. We love Nazis now. For some reason…

Another bot that may be running on your instance, so all those things start showing up for everyone else.

I hope they like pictures of shirtless old men.

I guess back when they first made Chanel No. 5, that soap smell was more unique. That perfume is from 1921.

With all the other bullshit, I missed this EO being made. Jesus fuck.