Yes. We all are.

They also took her false teeth away.

Liberate the RAM first.

Or it might aliens.

Yes. But I have no reason to believe that space terrorists are attacking Texas. Even if they should be…

Are you suggesting that someone is attacking the US with meteorites? And how do they “mysteriously appear twice”? How tight is your tinfoil hat?

HP stands for “Hinge Problems”.

$1.27 million dollars per minute.

Environmental Poisoning Agency

Getting great again, duh.

Good. Now try him for his crimes.

This man was a nurse for the VA. He did more good than any of these masked government thugs.

Worse. North Korea has been a member of WHO since 1973.

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Writing a good headline is an art. Those artists have all been let go.

Environmental Poisoning Agency

Self examination is the first step to fighting cynicism.

Liberty and justice for all.

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Trump: fuck those kids.

Secret Police gonna secret.