JailElonMusk

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Probably got tired of all the winning and fruit flavored fascism.

Is there a more apt metaphor for the Trump administration than this?

In a time of unparalleled uncertainty, war in the Middle East, rising energy prices and inflation, pedophile billionaires in the highest positions of government, rising unemployment and a backsliding of minority rights.

What is the Trump administration spending our tax dollars on to help Americans?

Painting the fucking reflection pool blue.

Praised and thanked?

Careful Steve, you might dislocate your shoulder or wrist when you jerk yourself off that hard.

I’ll praise and thank any billionaire that pays their fair share of taxes, pays their employees ALL a living wage, and doesn’t spend money influencing political or corporate ideals (aka when hell freezes over).

Let me guess, they’re suing this guy for 50 Trillion Dollars and then when it’s time to go under oath they’re magically going to drop the suit?

What you talking bout Willis?

Those are rookie numbers, we need to keep going!

Trump likes his approval ratings like he likes his women, in the teens.

I’m considering a ‘joint venture’ with all billionaires where they give up all their wealth and we end world hunger, homelessness, and suffering.

Also my pet pig is considering a ‘joint venture’ with a set of wings to see how far he can fly.

We’ll see which of these three happens first.

I’m impressed at their creativity in devaluing the dollar in a new way every day!

Oh boy am I excited to learn how this is Joe Biden’s fault.

Huh, ask yourself this…

Why would the White House not want to warn local law enforcement about potential Iranian attacks on US citizens?

When he steals our democracy and outlaws all other political parties…I bet Schumer, Jeffries, Collins, and the useless lot will all be seriously concerned.

They’re probably all sitting cross legged getting their strongly worded letter constructed.

… Is it too late to become Canadian?

Imagine for a moment if you will…

You or I break the law.

For a crime where we get to KEEP DOING IT for 14 months, the entire time they are litigating it.

Then it’s deemed so egregiously illegal by the highest court in the land (of which you’ve appointed 1/3 of).

That they demand you stop, and you…take the weekend to think about it?

Then you just move next door and continue breaking the law in an almost identical fashion.

Now imagine it’s for 175 billion dollars stolen from every American for generations.

Why would no one go to jail for this?

Why aren’t people getting fired, impeached, or removed?

It’s universal health care in the sense that these billionaire assholes will provide healthcare to the entire universe before providing for American citizens.

You guys seem like my kind of people!

This administration is only going to approve these satellites if they are powered by coal.

Or if you give them a big fat bribe, either one will suffice.

Spoiler Alert: We don’t.

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So happy for him, his family, and the future settlement he deserves from the US Government.

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