Asked by a reporter why the U.S. didn’t tell Japan or other allies about its decision to strike Iran before it did so, the president said: “We went in very hard and we didn’t tell anybody about it because we wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? OK, why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”

“You believe in surprise, I think, much more than us,” Trump added, referencing the 1941 attack on the American fleet at Pearl Harbor in Hawaii that precipitated the United States’ entry into World War II.

Every fucking day with this guy…

I vaguely recall a similar approach to detecting law enforcement by scanning for BT signals from common law enforcement BT devices. I don’t recall if they were body cameras or communications equipment or something else, though. Sound familiar to anyone?

There is an article to read…

The brand name on the jumper’s skis was made for this article…

I’ve seen your car, I still think you’re getting pulled over

I’d choose the ICE Agent, but I see myself as the predator in that scenario.

Sounds like he has a lot of TDE…

I was incredibly confused by the headline, so I expected to see a “nottheonion” community, and then was extra confused until I saw the article’s domain.

It was quite the rollercoaster for 0.7 seconds…

I’m not convinced Microsoft would ever just take a feature, process, core concept, or entire method of operating from MacOS and then half-heartedly implement it in their Windows operating system without fully refining the user experience… /s

“We are clan Wolf…”

The I-Team asked her son if she felt that the U.S. had failed his mom.

So, just how much paint do you have to drink before they let you graduate from journalism school?

It is known.

That’s what Voldemort used to hide the prime directive from Ra’s al Ghul after Boromir tried to steal it from Optimus Prime at the Battle of New Caprica.

It can be used to assist in removing water from the bowl of certain toilets. In those facilities, inmates can use the toilet pipe network to communicate.

Large amounts of soaked toilet paper can be used as large spitball projectiles, thrown at guards as a momentary distraction to allow for a follow-up attack or other capitalization on the distraction.

Some use it to cover up lights or windows, sometimes mixing with Vaseline to produce a wick for cooking food, clogging plumbing in the cell to cause a flood, and even arts and crafts purposes.

For all those reasons above, plus making cigarette paraphernalia, the toilet paper itself becomes a jail commodity or even currency.

It is a jailhouse resource, and a valuable one.

Is that Steve Wozniak holding one of those zeroes?

I’d be really interested in a general “where are they now” tracker for pardoned capitol insurrectionists.

For example, how many have joined ICE?

HEADLINE: “High school failures elevated to positions of power continue to be the same high school failures they were in high school”

Username checks out.