I’m not falling for that six finger shit. No sir.

Trump qualified these types of people a certain way but I can’t recall at the moment.

I haven’t had a Tv in years but not because I wanna be cool or some shit but I don’t want to have one of these intrusive machines in the middle of my house. I already have enough of those.

Edit: NOT because 🫣

Oh butt tit ‘tis so

The all powerful and knowing, Taint.

Siri: “sure! I’ll go right ahead and permanently delete everything.”

When you’re given the layup, you take it.

Username is kinda on the money.

Are you on the Temu or the Amazon so that I can get some good boot straps and choke myself to ejaculation?

That water was in its way to somewhere, though. What is that other area gonna look like now that this device intercepts the water?

Username does not completely check out in this case.

Crispín?

So we can beat our spouses 10% of the time? Like 36,5 days of the year?

TIL! It’s fucking bananas that I never knew this.

Hell yeah! Thanks for that. I’ll check it out for sure.

It will definitely keep your ass woke if you don’t moderate.

Those are the folks demanding “state’s rights” while supporting invasion of states by federal troops and downplaying the 2nd amendment.

Impersonating an asshole is a crime now?

And two cases of Diet Coke.

And Obama is gonna have to work harder if he wants the prestigious FIFA Peace prize.