MinnesotaGoddam

so like, i think the tech is cool. i can’t really think of a good use case for it though. that’s the thing.

it takes 3,000 batpower to transport one human. the peoples are just dangling from bats.

i mean this is what the flower girls at our wedding looked like

edit dammit wrong link

Khamenicoin or Khomenicoin? this whole crypto thing is so confusing i just want to stick to Bigfootherium

edit: we should totally make a bigfoot memecoin and rip me off with it who’s in

your first sentence is the proper analysis. follow the money. they fucked up with the three day war so now they’re enriching themselves on polymarket. and the regular market. godsdamned insider trading

hell hath no fury like an unwashed bottom

edit godsdammit phrasing dude

everyone has something that they are absolutely brilliant about. that they understand and know. IQ tests just test for your ability in taking tests.

i mean depends which chair i collapse in first. i gotta get up in an hour, and…

FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO RUIN THE COFFEE AND FORGOT AGAIN

sounds about right. half hour tv shows last about 21 minutes. hour long ones last about 42. you used to get a little more time but there was like a minute or two of wiggle room each episode. hour longs used to last 52. writing for streaming is more fun because you get the flexibility you want, but people still expect 30/60 minute shows.

every time a viable alternative is established google will buy it

yeah but dropping a PC on my face while laying on my bed takes too much work

but i can still watch netflix

I’m not selling my life, every 3 months I’m very literally buying another year and eight weeks of life, more or less. The smartphone makes it a hell of a lot easier.

Would it?

So like what, just Faraday cage bags?

I need to buy one of these tomorrow. My cat has been catching fence lizards and bringing them in from the garage and the prankings need to begin

I’m not sure if you’re talking about good or bad (is the gator gagging or drooling)

This was my experience this morning. I ride a trike with a big fucking basket in back so i haul a lot of shit around town. It’s mostly pickup dudes who love my trike anyways i’ve discovered, but when i’m hauling shit (like 150 pounds of cat food) they really love it. I get “how much gas are you saving on that” “all of it, it gets me to the next town and back” a lot and it’s a real fun conversation.

oh, the fuck you contractors special. i know those contracts. it’s better to go work retail. they at least will give you benefits and stability.

my outlook might be colored by some incidents but you may have better luck than i have on those six month shit contracts.