Idk how you even get a job these days without connections or an online app

Have someone that’s working in the field you’re applying for take a look at your resume and cover letters.

My wife works for the govt so their resumes have a distinctly long look and formatting to them. I’ve bothered my wife plenty of times with a friend’s resume and she has sent people my way.

It’s a terrible system but since it’s a shitty numbers game you might as well stack whatever you can in your favor

Yeah like I can’t say it’s not a conspiracy theory (that I agree with) but marking it is still very… bold?

MomCorp was taken!

I love the jank message summaries

I got one the other day that summarized a message from my 75 year old mom as a conspiracy theory. I can’t imagine having the confidence to mark a clients message as a conspiracy theory even if it 100% was.

Here’s the summary:

Conspiracy theory about government agencies being privatized for profit.

Original text:

They would turned it into a private owned so they can profit from it. That’s why they changing all the government agencies and turn it into profitable businesses for them. See how all the big corporations are lined up with trump.

Just a heads up that beating your boss will leave a bruise but go ahead and do it anyways

My brother and dad are both pastry chefs. Since the Great Recession they both claim to be recession indicators.

Anyways, with spring/summer coming they’re both saying how things feel off and their GMs are crunching on spending.

The hell are you doing that shreds your fingers

— Copy of my other comment from this thread

Word on the street is that if you don’t reply you’ll get fired.

My wife just got one and sent me this right after

Posted with her approval ofc

Word on the street is that if you don’t reply you’ll get fired.

My wife just got one and sent me this right after

Posted with her approval ofc

My wife just got one of those emails and it’s hilarious

This email has been received from outside of DOl - Use caution before clicking on links, opening attachments, or responding.

[EXTERNAL] What did you do last week?

Please reply to this email with approx 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager

Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments

Deadline is this Monday at11:59pmEST.

I wonder if the next pope installed will be more conservative since that’s hot at the moment

I know a few Catholics in my family turned on the current pope at some point

Yeah this is just the wiki random button with a simplified TikTok gui.

Pretty much a useless site which is a shame since I was excited about it.

Was gonna say I don’t think I’ve ever made one. I generally just get that “oh god I’m old” dread then be fine the next day.

Can’t wait for the 255 username posting to 255 community @ 255 (253?) instance

I assumed he’s trying to get those settlement payout bribes that trump is cashing in on

Don’t forget all the ads to buy their ink every month and other bullshit

It’s the internet so I’m assuming a month from now people will stop caring and only some slight bump in awareness as trial news comes out.

lol did you have to shoehorn your original comment in this post to the top comment

I mean I don’t think anyone should feel all grown up.

I think we all had a similar moment where we’re like “oh shit, I’m legally an adult now and also all the other “adults” were faking it. They’ve got no clue what they’re doing either!”

It’s like the time you figure out that your parents are fallible humans too

No? I’m in my 40s and I’m never sure what people mean by inner child.

Like I try to do all the things I want to do but age does help you figure out what piper is worth paying.

Like I can eat like shit and play games for 12 hours but experience tells me that the next day I’ll feel like shit. Sometimes I’m happy to pay that price