Dems will hound him doggedly for donations next election cycle.

Get used to this kids. The economy is shrinking faster than a Republican hard-on when they see 18 year olds with blue hair and nose rings.

Oh noooo, that thing we warned people about when it came out is being misused in exactly the way we warned people it would be misused.

Oh nooooo.

I’m tired grandpa. Too damn many stupid people in this world.

And those 17% couldn’t find Canada on a map if their lives depended on it.

China just over there letting them mfers fuck all their own shit up.

Dear Greenlanders, take the money and stay in your homes.

Sincerely, The US People.

Hunh, good to know.

Head and dick shots only, then.

Thanks.

You can’t be so dense as to think that simple minded hair splitting is actually useful when people are being dragged from their homes at gunpoint by the US Gestapo right now?

Holy shit.

You might as well be a Fed.

Man, that’s a Reddit-pedantic “you forgot PEDMAS” -like response to someone worrying about getting their home raided and asking a simple question.

You’re not fucked. You’re a dick. And being one isn’t “vital” to anything.

The proper tactic for armored assailants is to aim for the groin.

I mean, one to the chest will at least slow them down, but yea, I can get on board with blasting some dicks off. lol

What’s the plan for having your phone at home?

#00 inserts for my pump action wireless hole punch.

Don’t disagree, but I was referring to the boutique hot sauce stuff that can run into the millions of scovilles.

Pure pain with no upside.

Like anything you build up tolerance. Buldak barely registers.

I don’t usually get concerned about the heat unless I’m at a Thai place and I’ve asked for Thai hot.

But I’m not a masochist. I prefer my heat to have flavor.

Only after the real orcas have their fun tearing off the rudders. lol

But yea, torpedoes away!

Somebody alert the Orcas.

So what I hear you saying is that if I act quickly I can stockpile CS-137 for future extraction. And fried shrimp.

Cool.

Pretty certain there is always penis residue in European cereal products.

Which may explain some things. I don’t know what things. But some things.

Well that’s weird. Wouldn’t people know this from the ingredient listing?

"I’m not seeing the ROI on these “teachers”, China.

Have you thought about AI?"

Ex-crypto bros everywhere.

Given the circumstances, it’s honestly nice to see that any kind of justice would be taken. But yea, how many of the perps died of old age in the past 30 years?