I think I have a 386DX in storage somewhere…

Livid?

Started lying at the second word, then.

Remove the RAM from it and sell it to the datacenter at a premium.

Turns out absolutely everybody hate Windows, including Microsoft.

Sid Meier’s Pirates! has a gold rating on Winedb, so Linux is pretty good with piracy.

Jimp, just like Jif. (Lost the dice roll, I have to submit this idiocy. Dammit)

I’m a lathe operator. No AI there yet. And my lathe runs Linux too…

The kind of AI doesn’t matter with this situation. Hell, It could be a magic talking rock™ and it change nothing of Mismanagement using a person to avoid blaming their shiny and expensive new toy.

There are cars that aren’t?

Windows is not a simple OS to use. The matter isn’t to make a distro simple enough for the tech-illiterate to use, but one familiar enough for their habits to still work. And given it took two years for my mother to understand the floppy icon on libreoffice save the same way as the one in Works 3.0, it’s not exactly a simple problem to solve.

(For anyone curious: pipewire-capture for python is a bit of a badly documented mess but avoid dealing with Dbus to configure a screencast and grab frames of it as a screenshot. I easily managed 30+fps that way.)

Well, it did take a while for GTA IV to run well on anything, really…

Maybe your apartment does that to deter predators…

Find a way to run MSDOS from L2 cache.

Oh? They found a way to make a PC with no hard drive, no RAM, and no GPU?

The whole government is currently using the famous ROT26 encryption algorithm.

Can it do screenshots at more than 2 fps? (been trying to resurrect an old fishing script for minecraft, and between grim saying no, gnome-screenshot busy being dead, and pipewire being a inscrutable mess, I really have no idea how to send a screen capture fast enough for opencv. Also spectacle tend to drown the terminal with its pride at having found tesseract, no idea why it requires it though…)

Write Once Read Never media?

But then he would have to admit being wrong for removing radar…