Right? It seems like they usually show up when there are naked children around.

CES 2026: Meet a handful of excrement!

If I was surrounded by violent sexual predators like that, my fight, flight, or freeze would be activated, too.

Alphabet, Meta and X need to be wiped from the planet before they take us all with them. Too bad there’s no money in saving the species…

A ‘dirty chandelier’ sounds like something Trump would do with a 13 year old.

Until then, look out Jean!

The ones where the plastic shield pressing against the box makes the little teeth plunge into the tape are friggin’ orgasmic.

Add $75 for each pet if allowed! My buddy was apartment hunting recently and was given a rental agreement that said he would have a deductible on repairs and would have to cover anything over $250. The landlord was just looking to scam and sue someone for repairs he had to do to keep up to code. America’s cooked indeed.

Two days into Amazon’s Earth talks:

I once sat next to a family from our local car dealer commercials in a restaurant and they spent the entire time talking about their recent trip to Paris. The whole conversation was about how the food wasn’t American enough and the cable at the hotel didn’t have their shows. Nothing about sights or culture or experiences.