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I like you too!

You are the lucky one. You only have to suffer my wit once, whereas my daughter may never recover from the incessant barrage of egregious puns.

Heyoo! His defense was shaky; he didn’t have a leg to stand on and his legal team was stumped.

In any case, that may be a headline you never see again. I for one am proud to have been here to witness first-(second?) hand.

Thank you.

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New urban dictionary entry for “Dirty Sanchez”

Das some funny shit

Intriguing. Any tax pros willing to weigh in?

Gneiss!

My sediments exactly

Seconded. Inquiring minds want to know.

+1 for “torpor”

The preceding discourse was civilized and adult, and I am a better person for having witnessed it. Well done all.

Now dammit, as a lifelong Gator apologist fan, I find this particularly accurate insensitive and unamusing

Golly, you don’t suppose the outcome of this trade squabble could push Mexico straight into China’s loving embrace, thereby achieving exactly the opposite of the ostensible goals of the trump tariffs? All whilst driving up prices in the US? Do you??

Most delicious excerpt from the article:

(Presiding Judge) Barrett called out Peters for being “as defiant as a defendant that the court has ever seen” and said he believed Peters would do it all over again if she could. He accused her of seeking fame, despite her claims that she didn’t want attention for her actions.

He said she didn’t respect the courts, law enforcement, government officials or her colleagues, and had abused the power of her position. She didn’t take the clerk role “particularly seriously”, he said, noting she hadn’t completed certification, and that “one scandal after another followed you in your time as the clerk.”

He added, “You are no hero, you abused your position, and you’re a charlatan who used and is still using your prior position in office to peddle a snake oil that’s been proven to be junk time and time again.”

Judge Barrett from the top rope!

Suck it Peters!

WTF is $11K in the face of decimated property values, a ruined ecology, and a gigantic question mark for the personal health of anybody within miles of ground zero?

What a slap in the face. I’d be jihadi-levels of pissed off.

“During the last occasion where plaintiff performed oral sex as demanded by Alvarado-Gil, Plaintiff suffered a back injury while performing in a car seat with his body having to twist and contort in the confined space of the car,” according to the lawsuit. “Plaintiff later went to the doctor and discovered that the injury was more severe, and that plaintiff had suffered three herniated discs in his back and a collapsed hip.”

Condit later underwent hip surgery for his injuries.

Heh heh. Heh. The jokes: they write themselves.

High effort post. Excellent read.

Ew.

Agreed. But even metaphorically, ew.