Those cheating Democrats tricked me into being an obstinate asshole!

That’s a great question, and asking questions shows you’re definitely not easily fooled! The USSR could have had many motiviations for invading Poland. These include:

1. Fuck em, that’s why!

When I want unbiased news about an invasion, I always trust the news sources owned by the government of the invader.

Tweet of Theseus

On Android or iOS? I’m pretty sure the iOS app is just a re-skinned Safari, isn’t it?

Linux: where you run a VM because niche proprietary software won’t run on Linux.

Windows: where you run a VM because a multibillion dollar company can’t figure out generic printer drivers as well as underpaid (or volunteer) open-source developers.

We have an old HP D110 (I think). Worked just fine with Windows 10. Works fine with Linux. Built my wife a new PC with Windows 11, and now it will only print 1 page every few minutes. Windows 11 never marks the print job as complete, so you have to wait for it to error out before it will start the next job. Microslop at its finest.

Didn’t Sam Altman say that ads would be a last resort?

Congratulations, you can use your maps!

On an unrelated note, your maps don’t matter, because we’re gonna let a pants-shitting child rapist cancel the elections as long as he says they’re “rigged.”

If they marketed “Agentic AI” as a way for someone to disappear from the internet entirely and be replaced by AI, I’d finally get onboard.

I honestly can’t stand Reddit since I can’t use Apollo anymore. The official app makes my feed like 40% adds and “suggestions,” so I just stopped using it. Pretty much the only way I see anything on Reddit now is the RDX app, and you can’t post or comment.

The other 85% is non-corporate trolls trying to manipulate public opinion

“Clearly I’m above reproach, so there’s no reason to suspect my email address and porn history will be in there!”

The most embarrassing part about this would be people finding out you actually pay for porn

Don’t worry though, because there’s no way your ID verification for adult sites will ever get leaked

Sounds like something you’d say if you didn’t want people to look for your email address in those records…

Is this the end of people getting famous by playing video games on Twitch?

Pattern recognition

The point of cursive is to be able to write without picking up your pen as often. Some people make theirs fancy because not everyone’s a miserable bastard.

Nobody with all the money is going to willingly make money irrelevant, unless they can preserve their power in some other fashion.