Foreal the butthole test is fucking gold 😝

I can’t seem to say this often enough. Stop hooking your televisions to the internet…

Lucifer, the first born, the light bringer, the most beautiful of all the angels, gave me the power of free will. The choice was stolen from a tyrant that would have preferred you never left the garden. Is free will a disease as well?

I had a pack that plugged into the back of my ps1 and a spring that held the door open and the door button down. You placed a boot disc in and let the Playstation logo go by, this was the DRM of that system. After that you could put in the cdr that you burned from Hollywood video(fuck block the Buster) and it would play like a normal purchase game.

In conclusion: 90% of my collection was “pirated”.

Note: This device also let me play games from the Japanese market like the Dragon Ball Ultimate Battle 22. As you unlocked characters the title card would change the number. Pretty cool for the 90s.

I’m fine with ai porn if it actually looks like real people. This weird obsession with anime bodys as if they exist in reality is, well, weird.

It would double my wages. Anything is better than nothing.

What happened to mtv’s celebrity deathmatch?

Many say this as a joke but back 25 years ago it really did have interesting articles.

Anyone have a link to a high resolution image of this that’s not x?

Horseman named Conquest.

Tech used to promise a better life. Now it requires a subscription and wants your biometrics just to lie about pizza toppings to you. Sounds like gen z is on the right path.

Red coat, red hat. What’s the difference?

Oh nos, the confusion has set in. 🤭

Your math ain’t mathing

Full of cheese you say? Do you know what day of the week it is?

So I’m allowed to use my mech legs now at the marathon?

Think of the average age of a military personnel.

Threats

Still optimistic

I appreciate your optimism