But “wiping something off the map” already is a metaphor.
If you literally “wipe something off a map” it would mean that you walk up to a map, take out a piece of cloth or similar wiping implement, and wipe the map until whatever you want to “wipe off” is no longer recognizable.

Which I guess is bad in terms that you’ve just damaged a piece of navigational equipment, not nothing really happened aside from that

There’s currently a disinformation campaign happening between hand dryer and paper towel manufacturers and it is just the weirdest thing: [YT link]

I love the casualness of this

Man, I always forget the big foot fungus plague of '05. So many corpses, littering the streets…

Probably typed in import antigravity

Rookie mistake

https://xkcd.com/353/

"Russians be like

1 Hungarians"?

I fucked Ted

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer

Oh, that’s nice.

The corpse of Harry Potter that’s slowly coming back to life

Oh wait, that movie exists already

Of coure the large breasted, scarcely dressed waifu of questionable age shall still be referred to as “Wilson”

And almond milk isn’t actually milked from almond tiddies

And wait until you learn about baby oil

I wanna add to that Who Am I

It’s a movie made by the same people

If you liked the mystery of Dark and are looking for something to scratch that itch you’ll love it.

Heidi and Maya the Bee when I was about 4

I think someone’s running a cryptominer on my brain

Yes, after the took off their lifebelts and tied them under the door for adden buoyancy.

I think two people, already stressed to their teeth, now also suffering from hypothermia can be forgiven for not having the same presence of mind in that situation

Iirc, cochlear implants don’t actually produce sounds, but an electro static (?) feedback. So the aliens aren’t actually vulnerable to sounds but to that.

The movie probably could have explained that better

People are STILL bringing up the “there’s enough room” arguments?

The movie LITERALLY shows you why it doesn’t work. At first they both try to climb on it, but they’re too heavy and the stupid thing capsizes. Only then is Jack like “You go take it, Imma good”

Also, Mythbusters tried it and got the same results. 2 people to heavy, 1 ok.

Dude, there’s no way he will even be able to eat all those 3000 sets before turning 99