Eh-I

Every species of grain:

• Wheat

• etc

Stores are going to be aisles of vending machines where you pay as you go soon.

I got banned for keeping it too real. 😎

They claim they were just holding it for a president.

I can’t, my bone spurs hurt.

Maybe that’s why he can’t keep up with the news? He should turn the notifications off.

Good bot

“Please don’t pull up to the window until we wave you forward. We’re gaming the timers. Thank you!”

Getting run over by a FSD Tesla is still free.

I say: If they can earn a good grade with a phone, then fine. If that’s not supposed to be able to happen, then there’s probably something wrong with the course.

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Pro-infanticide bumper stickers in '28

Did an AI write this?

You have the right to a free refill. If you choose to wave this right, you may not return to claim it on a future visit.

You have the right to a dirty bathroom. If you do not have diarrhea, it will be provided for you.

Do you understand the meal numbers may have changed, and that you must check the menu?

Word

“TV will rot your brain.”

is what they used to say

Walmart would love to start paying people script.

Yeah, I 'member.

their

POSSESSIVE PRONOUN!

😉