Now let’s celebrate with some rancid whale meat

“Hurr durrr derpp”, continued Dimon.

When the parade is over, he is going to salute North Korea’s Generals (again)

Even if he’s not wrong, Bill Ackman is a little bitch

Recession? Lol 😂

More like the greatest depression the likes of which have never been seen

Keep it classy, Trump officials.

Why report anything factual at all, eh Fox?

Helping Mexico keep Americans looking for relief, out.

Shrinking (African) violet

Alllllll the way down the K-hole

🎻

Wait— he’s going to sic the government on Trump and himself?

Elon in here downvoting 🤣

Of course they didn’t.

Tiny 🍄 can’t handle criticism of any kind

It’s astonishingly ludicrous what these assholes get away with.

A turd term

It’s equivalent to plugging a surge protector into itself— eNdLesS pOweR!!!

“I will make it legal…”

—Senator Palpatine

So… fraud.