Simple trick to claim the mineral rights of your own backyard. You just need to flip own yard and house upside down! Then the minerals are not under your yard but above it! Checkmate lawyers.

Of course, you’ll also need to sign a writ of mineralis claimies with your signature written in a patriotic crossword. Then include a stamp of George Washington where you have drew him a sensible toupee. Make sure to use red ink or the blood of goblin to draw the toupee, goblin preferred.

My wife!

She is my best friend and funniest person I know.

Magically summon pizza whenever I want

Went no contact with my Mom. Total weight off my shoulders. Sometimes a little part of still feels a tiny bit guilty. Internally the guilty voice goes “well people can change maybe give her another chance”? This is immediately met with deafening laughter from every other cell of my being saying “LMAO no she is such a piece of shit”.

If you’re considering going no contact with your parents or someone, maybe give it a try. You can always talk to them later. Cutting out toxic ppl from your life is a gift you can give yourself everyday.

Hey slopper that’s not at all what a long press is or how it works. Long presses are when you press with the side of your finger cuz its longer duh! It works the same as regular press they just add a wait timer so the BPU (brained processing unit) doesn’t get over stimulated and stuck.

Same I love me some Wendy’s chicken nuggets and sandwich. A frosty once in a while is nice. Even enjoyed some of their breakfast stuff they added a few years back. Not a damn cent since Trump 2024/figured out they repub donors. Eat shit. Love driving by and seeing the Wendy’s empty as fuck.

What do you do that you regularly break ribs? Like sports? Or do you bolster the weight of something with your torso? I’ve worked a not very intense physical jobs, but more physical jobs than customer service or office work, but I can’t think of how one would keep breaking ribs

Month

Any recent sources on this? I found some articles from May of this year. Is it still ongoing? Has it gotten worse?

I love that one of the first items stolen is literally labeled PLOT Device

Type to hire a voice actor

Real question, is it $100k per visa per year? Or $100k per year for all the visa employees at a company

I can understand the thought process behind therapist don’t really care. They aren’t going to care like a best friend or family. But I think most therapists will care as a compassionate human being who wants to help others the best they can. They chose this career path for a reason.

I prefer to think of a therapist as someone I can complain to about anything I want to. I don’t care if they care about me or not. I’m paying them, they have to listen to me complain about whatever dumb shit I say!! Bonus points if they help me deal with some stuff.

Sometimes it’s small like my work/boss is dumb, sometimes it’s unpacking the trauma my parents so lovingly gave me.

In my experience, it can take a while to find a therapist I click with. I’ve been to at least 6 therapists, I would say I only really vibed with 2 of them. It sucks going through the effort of finding them, going to 2 or 3 sessions to see if you really click.

Just talk honestly about what you want/yourself and a good therapist will likely help you understand yourself and deal with shit

I don’t see that button my keyboard /s