DemandtheOxfordComma

All it takes is a bad yank… and the computers win.

Spoiler alert. You are already in the database. He just wants to make it legal.

I want all my money back.

Shortcut for ICE. Yes. Yes I am.

Supernatural FedEx Man.

He has no legal authority

FDT!

FDT!

FDT!

Hmm. Where have I seen that name before. Oh yeah, all over the hush money case. Crooked lawyer for Trump gets job as crooked lawyer for Trump.

"Apply directly to the forehead. "

Then why do they get all bent when WE film them?

Today I learned I’m unintentionally preparing for the Internet apocalypse.

So the numbers are actually quite a bit lower. All news agencies fluff their numbers, until tax time.