Like we needed another reason…

What kind of moron puts a Microsoft product on a spacecraft computer? These astronauts will be lucky to make it back to earth.

Except aspartame and sucralose tase like ass.

As a daily Original Coke drinker; Diet Coke and Coke Zero both make me gag. I’ve tried several times, I can’t finish a can of either.

Given the date, I doubt this has anything to do with the company. Probably just a joke/troll with poor taste.

Apr 1st would be a really dumb day to start a new ad campaign on a platform explicitly created to escape corporate greed. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot…

Because he doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but himself.

He’ll die, but will the next ruler be elected or appointed? That’s the big question.

Why would the DNC fix it; I thought your supreme leader had everything under control? Isn’t he going to make America great, or do you need someone else to clean up his mess?

So thaaats why orientation is in the office across the street…

Yeesh, I’d be willing to bet they’re storing passwords in plain text…

Not that you should be anyway; but don’t use any password you’ve used anywhere else.

State criminal charges are not subject to federal pardons either.

‘Monetary Sanctions’

Fuck you; ISSUE ARREST WARRANTS YOU SPINELESS CUNT

So… You’re saying you might get the chance again…? 🙏

I don’t care if it would be my last action on this earth; I’d jump at the opportunity.

You might just have to settle for a big flesh-coloured dildo and some nice photographs.

Then go get you some dick. (or whatever’s your fancy)

You’re the one that asked for serious answers.

When you say ‘craving for a certain man’, is this still talking about cannibalism, or is this some sexual desire?

If it’s the former; you may be realizing a vegetarian diet is not for you… Go have some bacon, then see how you feel.

Anecdotal; but I spent 5ish years pirating via torrents from my home in Canada. Never once used a VPN and received an emailed copyright notice forwarded through my ISP about once every 3-5 days.

They never went further than that. The ISP isn’t permitted to give out my personal contact info short of a court order, and the copyright holder(s) can’t be bothered to pursue it further to get that info.

As long as you never reply to the notice; all they have is an IP, a time stamp, and a copy of the letter they sent to the ISP. They don’t know who I am to drag me to court; so first they’d have to sue the ISP for that info. Even then, tieing one specific individual to an entire IPs traffic is next to impossible. Was it the IPs subscriber? Another person in the household? A guest? Someone with unauthorised access? Too many variables/possibilities to prove ‘beyond reasonable doubt’ in a court of law.

Now a days however I use usenet. $12/year for an indexer, and ~$5/month for access to a usenet provider/server. Fast reliable downloads that always complete within 5min. No more waiting on slow or seedless torrents that potentially take days before giving up and trying another. This is all done though an ssl connection to a private server, so there’s nothing to snoop/get reported for.

Damm, ‘free access’ however I have to create an NYT account and it’s not available on archive.org

Any mirrors?

Not everyone can afford big guns and heavy armor; nor have the training/licensing required to cary/display them.

3D printed whistles are a cheap and easy aid. Every bit of resistance helps.