Your honor the jury finds the defendant deeply hilarious

The preparations are who to blame, how to grift, and not a single thing to help anybody else in any conceivable way

I would simply pinch the handle between my absolute dumptruck bootycake cheeks

Lived on a grid the last 15 years and it objectively rules. The “objectively” part is the appreciating property values of the home I just sold, which outpaced those of cul-de-sac homes is my area over that same timeframe. Grid gang 4 lyfe

This right here is why the “nothing ever happens nothing will be done” people are, at best, unwittingly doing the regimes job for them. When you see that as one of the top comments on nearly every post, it makes ya wonder if it’s not deliberate.

The folks I know who are taking more tangible action are not posting about it online, and there’s more of them as time passes. Don’t be passive, talk to people irl, and be smart about your choices and actions. We all have different roles and different levels of risk tolerance.

General strike, debt strike, rent strike, mortgage strike let’s crash the war machine, mfers

If someone tries to pay with a trump signed dollar I will simply rip it up and throw it on the ground

Welp I hope they enjoy the most degen shitposts my dumb brain can come up with

Wow I think I have achieved SOY 😮👉

Donald trump and the entire Republican Party are walking down the street and they see a kid playing outside

Don says “hey, you guys wanna fuck that kid?”

The entire Republican Party goes “out of what?!”

Depending on what kind of bear, he might eat your ass or might eat your ass

They caught him mid-shart

iambic heptameter ass route

And that gun could turn into a bazooka and later on that bazooka could turn into a Dracula

I have pounded diet cokes like I was chain smoking to keep up at work. I’ve become partial to the term “fridge cigarettes”

This is at least 2.5 of jeopardy

The chief marketing officer for AI, Bill Ofgoods, thinks this is a great idea and the CFO, Peg Inapoke, agrees. Brooklyn Bridge was unavailable for comment

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

MAGA gonna fuck kids one way or the other