I wonder if his marketing job involves work for ChickFilA. The deals with MasterCard and Hooked on Phonics must have fallen through.

I clicked expecting chloroform.

Can I just point out that the middleman taking a commission adds no value to this transaction. I can give a neighbor a can of beans directly and anonymously through my neighborhood little free pantry.

The law applies to licensed mental health clinicians

Wait, these quacks are licensed? I just assumed they were like homeopaths, chiropractors, crystal healers, etc. operating outside the consumer protection of ‘medicine’.

We all know what the ‘m’ stands for. If m*nkeypox has unmarketable connotations, then m-pox isn’t any improvement.

It’s like when K*ntucky Fried Chicken rebranded as KFC, an initialism that officially stands for nothing. We still all know where it’s from, and are either OK with that or we aren’t.

The day I learned this was the last day I made fun of poor people doing various stereotypical things that are considered “bad financial habits” in middle class upbringings. For example, buying lottery tickets with your welfare money is NOT evidence of poor people being bad at math. It’s a rational financial decision in their existing regulatory environment. A lottery winner can fly right over the welfare cliff, while the people saving up for a car repair get punished and pulled back into poverty. Maybe they’ll enjoy a few years of luxury until they squander it all because they never learned that staying off the dole requires different strategies than getting off the dole.

Push the white button to make it start in Black mode.

Even in Florida, it ought to be possible to hire an adult supervisor who understands pre-algebra – and any other topic that might reasonably appear on a GED assessment.

That’s an invaluable lesson.

Local news is reporting the shooter and one victim are dead. The other victim was grazed in the arm and is in stable condition.

What better way to honor the reverend’s legacy than by bulldozing some poors.

Knowing what little I know about the fine art market, he can probably have the ashes authenticated and sold for a profit.

Interior design suppliers let you place orders like “6 feet of purple books.”

Doesn’t Starbucks advertise a tuition benefit? Then if you already have a degree, they don’t have to worry about that.

Political speech has stronger 1A protection than commercial speech and one could argue for a ‘fair use’ exemption. Strong enough to win on its merits? I don’t know – I’m not an IP lawyer, probably not. Strong enough that a well-funded legal team could get a federal judge, hesitant to make a ruling certain to be criticized as ‘election interference,’ to delay a decision until after the election when the signs are all being taken down anyway? I think so.

Seems like these sort of hacks always involve the company’s data about its users, and never their own confidential contracts, trade secrets, or other leaks that could directly damage their own operations.

It makes a guy suspect they actually have a very good understanding of information security, but just don’t think yours is worth the bother.