What if he actually died months ago?

Well there’s this one old rich white man at the top of the pyramid scheme and he benefits from everyone else’s detriment. So drive to the office we must!

Nevermind that he COULD sell the office building and make bank plus cutting all those immense operating costs and make all the employees love him and improve efficiency and morale and even make the shareholders giggle with glee as the profit to cost ratio jumps. Nah. What’s more important is that “This is how we’ve always done it.” so back to the mines you slobs.

He’s going to steal the Declaration of Inbeependence

That’s exactly my point though. It’s arbitrary and has nothing to do with “hard work” or “ability” as you claimed.

Having money AND taking it from all the people under them. Sorta like a pyramid. It’s sort of a scheme where the top guys get most of the profit while doing the least actual work. I wish we had a term for that. An upside down funnel, of sorts.

Underregulated Capitalism like we have now is just a

What job are you doing that isn’t having most of the value you made taken from you?

I’m a highly skilled person, I’ve been in corporate America for 2 decades and have a long list of skills and abilities and work hard.

I’ve literally generated multiple millions of profit for companies I’ve been at. Did I ever see an extra penny? A bonus? A % raise? Anything beyond the normal bare-bones standard “cost of living raise” (which never ACTUALLY goes up as much as CoL does BTW) ? Nope. And that’s part of the issue we are talking about. I could be a STELLAR employee and generate the lion’s share of profit OR I could be a lazy unproductive idiot that costs the company money and you know what? Neither of those things changes pay for me. What does? How well liked I am, how much I brownnose, who I shake hands with, who I know, what shady deals I may do in secret, etc. But I have integrity and I refuse to lie, cheat, grift and schmooze my way up like most execs do.

It is EXTREMELY common to work your ass off, earn some CEO and shareholders millions and billions, then they can lay you off or you die and no one cares. They milked every last drop of productivity from you and will happily discard you at any time.

We have that problem NOW.

Billionaires don’t work at all, they just siphon money away from us all, our labor, our hard work, our time, they get 99% of all that profit, we get crumbs.

It’s a great deal, for them, the rest of us get just enough to not die or start rioting.

Try again.

Right Wing Logic:

Democratic leaning areas are war zones! We must deploy the military and stop this madness by FORCE!

Also, nothing at all of note is occuring in Ukraine or Gaza. Why do you ask?

2016 was when we shifted from the “good” timeline to the “bad” timeline. We traced it back and the singularity occurred when we shot that poor damn gorilla.

Fucking hell I hate to even say this, but this might be the first thing he has ever done that I might agree with. But hear me out before you crucify me.

There isn’t rampant voter fraud near to the level MAGA claims. They imply it’s 50% fraudulent. It’s really like 1% or less, and most of that gets caught anyway already.

I do think it is important to validate that the person casting the vote is registered and is the correct person casting the vote. But I would balance that requirement with common sense and I’d make getting any/all valid IDs easy and free (fully tax funded). From DL to Real ID to Military or whatever else. All free. All simple to get. All accessible to do. And I’d also make all elections a national holiday and expand mail in and online voting and early voting. Give people as much margin to get their vote in as possible.

Elections do need security, hell, I’m still not entirely convinced that Elon didn’t do SOMETHING nefarious in this last one. He at very least was paying people which is illegal. But we need better encryptions and processes and forms of certifying that the ballots cast were indeed the correct intended vote and ways to go back and validate your own vote in a secure way. Make a portal where you can log in like your bank and see your vote history or something.

While we’re at it. Abolish the damn college. Just make it all RCV and be done with all this shit with gerrymandering and arguing over the "least worst’ candidate every cycle.

I couldn’t tell from the article, but does this impact ALL apps that do NOT go through the Google Play Store?

What about 3rd party App Stores? Amazon has one, there is also the FOSS app stores like F-Droid. Are those in or out?

TIL AOL Dial up is still a thing.

Some people read magazines or scroll social media while they shit, but THIS GUY reads classified national secrets.

What’s funny is he is simultaneously too dumb to be reading that sort of thing and too dumb to not understand how national security works.

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There are approximately 146,000 people named Mario in the US alone. Any one of them could do the FUNNIEST THING.