Thanks for this! New summer holiday reading!

It’s the Win XP install tune for me

When they kick at your front door How you gonna come?

With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun

So, producing even more oil will lower the price of gas at the pumps right? Right??? /s

Brazil gives Meta 72 hours to explain new fact-check policies>

Meta: we don’t have any

You don’t pay me for what I do, you pay me for what I know…

My migration to Linux Mint coincided with getting a Brother Laser printer (DCP-L3520CDW) and I’ve had zero issues with text, photos or scanning. I just fired up the Brother and Mint said “oh, you’ve got a printer, wanna use it?”

A cheese sandwich. Buttered white bread, a thick slice of salty cheddar, and a layer of English mustard. No nonsense.

Stumbleupon was how I found Reddit !

Good God, were you that security guard???

Brit here. About eight years ago I flew from London to Belfast and return for business. We don’t need a passport to travel to Northern Ireland, just photo id like driving licence is fine.

Coming back to London I approached the gate and before I could pull out my wallet to show my id, the guard says " Good evening Mr. Codandchips have a safe journey "…

Yes they have facial recognition, the cameras are visible but you don’t notice them.

I used to work in a large manufacturing complex and two of us would walk around with clip boards pointing and taking “notes”. If anyone would ask what was going on, we’d say we were carrying out random health and safety inspections.

There’s an independent coffee shop in the park by me, so a cappuccino, a big slice of carrot cake and just enough change for a lottery ticket.