The good ones

Hmmm not sure, but here some of the violent ones that were pardoned.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/people-are-violent-jan-6-rioters-trump-pardoned-rcna188545

Yeah I agree…some weird vibes there

Marshmallow s’more

They reinstated it shortly after.

You can clear your search history, you can’t clear Google’s.

And that’s why I use Bing. Checkmate!

Fuck it, I’m saying it, I’m less productive when I work from home. I get to fuck off easier and I do genuinely miss in person collaboration on complex problems.

This is me right here. But I go in 3 times a week into the office for my BioTech job. Works great for me.

I bet the new United Healthcare CEO (or whomever is in currently in charge) is le pooping their pants right about now.

I’m your Venus, I’m your fire…what’s your desire

Mama mia!

And then they’ll kill him while waiting for a trial.

I’m not ashamed to admit I want to play it

No no no no noooo noooo no oh ohh ohh ohhhh YES!

Hanlon’s Razor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon's_razor?wprov=sfla1

person with the initials DP has left the chat crying

Some of us are old, confused and ignorant when it comes to that sort of (naughty) shenanigans. Is there a “piracy for dummies” somewhere?

Fun fact number 2: because of this tradition, even digital clocks are sometimes shown as 10:10

It’s just based on their proximity to the sun

Why am i bisectional, you ask? For me it’s the thrill of the chaise

“Be sure to drink your ovaltine”