Save your wife and defend the constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

The pay sucks. There are no benefits to speak of. When you follow your heart and do what you love, it never even feels like work.

Am…am I the leader of antifa?

Nothing that corrupt was meant to last.

Nothing more American than killing Americans.

It might be because they didn’t let him grab them by the pussy. Kash probably did.

I hear what you’re saying, but have you considered state violence? Quoting legal requirements at this stage seems quaint.

Aware is too strong a term.

Think is too strong a term here.

No, sorry, I got the spelling wrong. It slobluntu. My mistake. A portmanteau of slobbery blunt to you.

Thats when the person to your right hands you a slobbery spliff during puff-puff-pass.

The President rapes children. When you set the standard that low, this story feels like responsible government by comparison.

The grid could under real leadership. Your vampire squid parasitic infection is the problem here.

Torture is free speech? Careful what you ask for, fascists.

Rename Florida “Trump’s Swamp.”

TIL

When? Maybe just now because I made a boo boo.

Respectfully disagree. It means everything. It is an unfair burden for you to bear, but your existence is a beacon of light for everyone who struggles with acceptance of diversity and seeks basic human rights. You are not alone.

Give yourself credit for bravery, fortitude and resiliency. As a hetero white cis male, there are zero states I feel comfortable existing in.

Insidious?