Linux is for pussies

That number seems low

EMBRACE THE FUTURE GRANDAD

*Good night

Why do they keep using younger pictures of him for these articles? Why don’t they show him the way he is right now?

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No one’s assassinated him yet 🤷‍♂️

I’m not participating in your little pissing contest.

Everybody just has to get a lick in. Cowards.

No, I will never “shut the fuck up”, as you so succinctly put it.

Way to minimize

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SLOT OFF FRAGFACE

Ehhhh, the OG internet connected better because all nodes were well connected. The Fediverse is a series of single servers that can’t even sync all data across themselves. It’s cute, but it’s post-it notes on strings atm

I’m sure “professionals” can afford $4

Nothing like getting served ads through the display whilst simultaneously swallowing more ads from your operating system and also deepthroating even more ads from websites 🤮

You’re describing a monitor.

“Carl” is not compatible with the human race.

We need a human recycling center.

Can’t have secret talk amongst the peasants

I was referring to the enshittification of all things, which has impacted my eating habits