I got one! Get wrecked.

When someone makes more money in an hour than we make in a year, we’re all poor.

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You don’t have to lie forever! You could totally Santa Clause it. Like I did with my kids, and Santa Clause. 🤣🤣🤣

Otherwise yeah fuck them.

Oh I’ve been guilty of that. Makes a lot of sense!

Feels like it’s the phone call without the text of 10 years ago or the popin without a call in the 90s.

I’m learning! Old people can learn, sometimes 😂

Oh! Saving! Thank you. As an old (ish) person I love learning this stuff!

Thank you, I’ve saved this to come back to next time I want to share something like this.

Oh wow, I’ll do that. Thank you!

Instead of a swear jar there needs to be an AI jar.

But instead of putting coins in it when someone says something stupid like this we just kick em in the junk as hard as we can at least once per person who has to read the headline.

For sure! When driving downtown this is what freaks me out most while driving around. Last thing I want to do is hit someone.

When in NYC and Makati it shocked me to see how flagrant people are with just crossing the street wherever. Two places I’ll never drive, I’m not a good enough driver to not hit people in places like that.

My wife is a medical coder for the ED, for more than a dozen hospitals and says the overwhelming area for vehicle fatalities she codes is intersections crossing in front of traffic. Particularly trying to make the yellow. The plural of anecdote isn’t data mind you, but she’s been at this for 15+ years and has a pretty good sense of it.

I bought these lights, they’re sitting on the kitchen table waiting to be opened and put on a tree! I’m so excited!

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The dude trying to cover it up with the piece of cloth at the end was chef’s kiss.

It’s like watching a great serial sitcom several years in. None of the jokes are funny because you’re missing out on why it’s funny. Same here, go back to some early stuff and maybe it’ll change your mind. But this one is pretty meta for a series he’s been on that I for one love.

Good luck, I’ve not been successful here yet.

Same and same! The man has changed my life in mild but appreciable ways.

🤣🤣🤣

My parents bought a fancy Samsung fridge with a screen 5 years ago. We bought LG. In the first year they had theirs serviced 6 times before replacing it with the same LG fridge we have. Earlier this year right before the extended warranty ran out the compressor on my fridge died. They’ve not had a single problem with theirs yet.

My brother bought a Samsung TV that was supposed to be better than my LG OLED. In the first year the anti glare coating wore off enough that there are bright spots you can’t not see. My LG TV is fine.

Typed on my Samsung phone.

I love this!!!