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Win? No. Cancel? Maybe.


It’s a combination of buccal fat removal (apparently everyone is doing this?), hard drugs probably and shit genetics.


It’s a tax you must pay. Think of all the shareholders who would go without if you didn’t drive your car and buy your gas and pay too much for goods at gas stations or hit up food places because you don’t have time to cook with all the running around.


“My client is innocent because he never seeds the NFO file your honor.”


The AI didn’t think. The person making the prompt did.


It’s just you. I haven’t had cable since I was a kid but I recognize plenty of people do. I recognize that the Internet is most likely compromised and your access to it is tenuous at best right now. I recognize millions of Americans get ALL of their news from a single source of cable TV news.


And Israel will kill American soldiers with American munitions trying to “help” and the US will do nothing about it except more of the same.


The collapse. If you can measure the sanity of an empire by it’s laws, this is stage 7 rot.


Dude was hung and they got triggered. Simple as.


“America’s Team! GO COWBOYS!!! TONY ROMO BANGED MY WIFE!”
/s because honestly who the fuck really knows? My wife’s a cowboys fan so i always always throw shade. Fuck em.
Edit: Tony Romo did not bang my wife. I know that for 100%. Troy Aikman? I mean I’m pretty sure it didn’t happen.


I still have about 6k on a parent loan that I literally cannot access the info about, cannot make a payment and can’t get anyone on the phone about it. Mohela it’s MIA and I’m about ready to write this debt off. I got no tax info from them for the last 3 years.


The Constitution has never once showed up to save anyone. People show up to save the constitution. Or they don’t.


The adrenaline rush of getting to kill someone probably set off an anxiety attack.


That’s the entire point. It’s almost completely unenforceable but when they arrest people it’ll be an additional charge. Double tap legislation.


Extra fees upon extra fees upon extra fees to fly.
Why doesn’t anyone fly anymore?


Hahaha IT’S ALL ON YOU NOW. HAVE FUN!


Brought to you by the state that passed gun clip size limits effectively making 99.9% of the standard issue carry for law enforcement illegal with no exception.
These people are morons and only concerned with controlling you.


It’s wild that this is where we’re at. Just misusing words in journalism like it’s a high school level English class.
Can’t legislate VPNs out? Make it difficult to use them/install them and ultimately allow imposters to spring up.
Totally responsible environment the US is cooking up lately.