The Assman

Oh no! He’s hot!

You either need to do more or less drugs. I’m not sure which.

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

Thanks handsome

So I did this last night after your comment. This morning it’s the consistency of yogurt. Maybe we have different definitions of “solid”.

It’s far from solid at room temp, not really liquid either. Hence the question.

How solid we talking 🤔 wondering about bacon grease

You literally can. It’s a setting.

The US was fighting wars in the Middle East for the first 30 years of our lives, we watched the worst mass casualty event since pearl harbor on live tv, we lived through the worst economic crisis since the great depression, covid, tea party, trump, Katrina, isis, Putin, etc etc. When were these high hopes you speak of?

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

Yeah this is just regular hat type thinking

Palestine, Ukraine, and Taiwan might stop happening.

Neither can the future martian colonists

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My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

What are these things doing outside? I don’t get that. Put them inside the courthouse, post office, fire station, a million other places they’d be safe from arson.

Is this your first day on earth

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

When our kid was 2 we checked her car seat. How could they possibly lose a car seat, I thought. Well that’s exactly what happened and we didn’t get it back for days. Had to buy one in the meantime and they are so fucking expensive.

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.