America is falling behind in every possible metric.

So that’s why they don’t use metric system?

Refund request must have be made by the Trump mobile, apparently.

That’s a whataboutism.

BMW drivers: “we brake for no one!”

Uninstalled Chrome and Windows a looooooong time ago on my computer

Nah, better using it for guns and nukes.

If I understand correctly, this face is only a passports from Washington?

You guys have law protected minimum wage?

Cries in Finland

Where it stores all the data? USA? Or some Big Tech cloud?

The America world is out of control, IFTFY.

That reminds me of my ex, she was willing to give her physical address and phone number to anyone who asked, but not her email address, because of security concerns.

Americans, your voting system is from deep inside the ass. Get your shit right, don’t intervene in the other countries affairs until that. I don’t want to see or hear any news from USA before that.

I must say that this looks like some conspiracy theory, but at the same time it looks like very plausible scenarios. I hate it when you can’t tell if someone is cheating on you or not.

Shoot him!

Oh, wait…

If nothing goes right, go left.

I really have tried to understand what US government is trying to achieve by all these stupidity but I can’t get it? Is IQ of Americans really dropped that low, or is there something else going on? I hate to open news every morning now, because there’s always something more stupid things coming from the USA.

Please, can I have just one day without some shit from that orange stain? Just one fucking day!

Did it supposed to stop “be”? Or did OP hit the enter too soon?

Is this Onion? Why shouldn’t pope talk about theology? I thought it is like his area of expertise?

It’s the land of free…