

Gee I wonder where one might get a database full of iris scans?


If it weren’t for the morons we wouldn’t even need them.


Never interrupt your opponent when they’re making a mistake


Legit pushing all the stress and responsibility onto a minimum wage employee is insane.


Wait wait he’s cooking.


I like ticketmaster and live nation personally.
They’re a perfectly encapsulated refutation of the idea that capitalism breeds innovation or reduces costs.
The market is a self aware AI with self preservation that runs on both silicon and pink skull jelly.


Remember Anita Hill.


Itt; shy poopers fantasize that this will ever catch on.


If they can pay someone to change the prices in the POS system then they can pay someone to relabel all their shitty products.
This should be felonious for the entire c suite.


Dagnabbit he’s good!


Wonder how Donny will wriggle out of this one!


Boo on you for fucking with Yanni’s rape dog training service!


So you not only create a grey market you immediately inculcate the children into it.
Prohibition is generally ineffective in anything that doesn’t involve violating someone else’s rights.
If we’re talking about getting rid of slopware I’m all for it. But this law. And other laws like it are an incredibly thinley veiled attempt to silence dissent by tying peoples online comments to their employment and subsequently housing and healthcare.
And I will never believe that this is done out concern for children.


You know what they say. Prohibition, works every time.
Doesn’t require speed bumps to slow down the dregs of society.
Interesting way to announce your permenant Hermitage.