Exactly if you’re ever voting and on won hand yoy have let’s say a know rapist felon who wants word war 3 and simps yo anyone who hand him something shiny like some sort of braindamaged crow… and the other hand you have a women. Yuk, gross, they have more bodily fluids than I do and I flat out don’t trust it.

Who knows what a woman would do with power!

She could get her period and randomly abduct a foreign leader!

And she was black or something

We are willing to trade prisoners if you keep him.

Who could’ve predicted this?! Except literally everyone

There was a time back in the day it was useful.

Reality is always far stupider than you could joke about

I watch a lot of YouTuber myself. Answers with Joe being one of my favorites.

I can’t help but feel like there’s something off about him. Like years from they’ll find a bunch of dead homeless guys in his garage or something.

It might just be that smile, or the over enthusiastic way he talks. Like all preformers are fake. Joe from answers with Joe is also putting on a performance but Mr beast it just like an alien pretending to be a human.

And games just feel problematic and exploitative, on the other hand poor people have done far more degrading things for lesser domes of money.

Anyway long story short there’s just something about him that creeps me out

Oh I thought it was an ironic joke of everyone rushing to see that bullshit movie. My mistake. I had just woken up and misread it

I’m am still worthy of love lol

I know this is a joke and I can’t help who I am…

They wouldn’t even be able to see the movie from the wing!

Why is that my gripe and not the fact that people can’t just sit on a plane… the wind… the cold… nope my brain just screams “they wouldn’t be able to watch the movie” that’s who I am as a person an I accept that. I’m still worthy of love.

Edit : I had just woken up and misread the joke sorry everyone lol

I wonder which files won’t be realeased /s

Last clown fact for you. Most professional clowns start later in life 35-40. That’s where I am now lol

Off topic but I feel this is what the internet is for. Once on Reddit someone was trashing the charecter “Johnny brovo” as a bad role model…

Some dude showed up with episode numbers and theories… Johnny bravo was a feminist icon it turns out. He’s just socially awkward in a world that doesn’t give him patience. He never actually puts down a woman. He’s very respectful to the women in his life (his mom and child friend) he just doesn’t know how to approach women.

That is what the internet is for. To connect you to “that one person” who studied this specific thing and has answers for you.

Instead we use the internet for pirn an AI.

I don’t know what bags are but as long as you understand clowns aren’t “just creepy” that there’s a corporate middle manager out there who has spent years thinking about clowns and dreams of leaving his life to go to clown school (btw I can attend every clown school on the planet for cheaper than an MBA) that’s all I want. I’ve looked into clowning in a real way. I know the schools. The best schools are only a few grand for the education.

Clowns aren’t a scary thing. To some of us they are amazing!

One day I will become a clown. Right now my family still gets weird when I talk about it. They want me to continue being successful in a job that makes zero people laugh. But my frozen sales are up. Third in the country before I left that job. I’m good at the boring job. It’s just never funny.

I’m religious (I don’t force it on anyone)

The entire fucking Bible makes it clear to let people live. Even if you believe they are sinners (they aren’t but whatever) that means you love them harder because they need more love.

But that wouldn’t teach them anything because they won’t listen.

So I suggest bringing a copy of the Bible and just hitting people with it while shouting “the power of Christ compels you”

It’s a very heavy book. If you don’t want to use the Bible you can substitute with “the power broker” and say whatever you want. They never read the power broker, they won’t call you on it.

Guns

I do that one a lot too when talking about immigrants. “No you misunderstood. We are a nation of immigrants but my family wasn’t. My families been here since the late 1600s. America formed around us. Like lt Dan, a member of my family fought and died in every American war. This is my damn country and you’re not going to shut MY DOOR behind you. I want immigrants in MY country. If you don’t like it here, you leave. They can stay”

I also have Native American blood in me but not enough to brag about.

I’m also technically a Mormon priest so I declare drag shows to be biblically fine. Not a sin at all. I bless them.

I call it the “out pizza the hut strategy” oh you’re family lived in this town 150 years? That’s adorable. The largest man made lake in Texas is named after my great grandfather. Your family is just on vacation compared to mine.

Oh one more thing there are people who would argue clowns can talk and that doesn’t make them less clowns…

It’s just not how my camp feels.

It’s sort of like “zombie purists “

“No zombies can’t hold guns… this is a monster movie not a zombie movie!!! No zombies can’t run or collaborate, that’s a monster not a zombie”

And there’s arguments to be made on both sides but I know where I stand.

Clown don’t talk and zombies have to be risen dead, not a rabies like disease.

That’s just my opinion.

Well clown don’t talk but that doesn’t mean they are “silent” more specifically the point of their jokes are not “silence”.

Clowns have different styles of jokes. There’s poor clown, the dumb clown, the bossy clown (found in clown groups ) angry clowns. So on and so forth.

Now I don’t mean to talk down on mimes, not at all, they are fun too but their jokes are all about them being silent and you figuring out what’s going on. Trapped in a box, too windy, climbing a rope. They arent falling down stairs or getting into fights with other clowns.

Mines are silent, that’s their bit. Clowns are silent but they have their own personalities.

If you watch “welcome to derry” that last episode has a good example of a kind of clown act. He’s pulling flowers but a gopher keeps taking them, then you find out the flowers are for the grave of his wife and the gopher gives him a flower. There a storyline to the jokes.

Btw pennywise the clown has great makeup. I know people see it as creepy but it does what it’s supposed to do.

Highlights his smile his cheexk movements his forehead movements.

That’s what the makeup is for. So the audience 50 feet away can see clearly when you’re smiling or frowning or crying. That’s the point of clown makeup.

I’ve always wanted to be a clown instead I’m just a retail district managers who’s fantastic at his job… I should’ve been a clown lol

Oh another example of the difference is the guy from (I think) americas got talent. The tape face guy.

He doesn’t talk but he has music and stuff in his bits.

His goth look btw is also just clown makeup in that it has the same effect. He just uses dark shadow so you can see when he’s “surprised “ vs “tired” the tape also shows face movement.

Clown are fascinating if you give them a chance.

Real professional clowns not the clown at the car dealership who makes balloon animals.

Clowns don’t talk. lol if you want to have an hour long debate on the differences between clowns and mines I’ll be happy to indulge but it’s probably best if you just back away lol